1) The self-verification activities were “conducted in a manner consistent with our standard safeguards practices.”
2) The IAEA confirms "the integrity of the sampling process and the authenticity of the samples".
3) There is absolutely no chance the samples will indicate any hint of nuclear material!
This is so rich. Gives me a belly laugh to think ol Kerry/Obozo took themselves seriously during these negotiations.
Satan has inspected Hell, says it's very safe and comfortable for all of his followers in Washington DC.
Al Gore says Global Warming is not a problem at his house because he has purchased carbon credits from himself.
Pelosi does not have to go to a Mental Institution because she is keeping an eye on herself.
Manson release on his own recognizance.
Obama say Obamacare will cost less and you can keep your doctor.
In other news, Bonnie and Clyde’s great great great grandson just investigated his latest bank heist.
He was completely exonerated.
Nothing to see here... move along.
Kabuki. It’s not just a Jap thing.
If you’d like to be on or off, please FR mail me.
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The "process" is a joke. Related threads
Iranian Experts Test Parchin Site Without Presence of UN Nuclear Inspectors (not satire)
In a related story, The Fox inspected the Hen house, and said all of the hens were accounted for.
Well that certainly takes a load off.
Ok, this is The Onion, right?