The Devil went down to Mecca and spent 20 minutes playing catch with the faithful. They say he threw so hard, he killed 700!
Could somebody do a parody of the Charlie Daniels classic:
“The Devil went down to Mecca,
“He was looking for some souls to steal.
“Hoping to score a huge haul,
“Of those who followed him unawares.
“When he saw several hundred thousand
“Hajjis throwing stones at him,
“The Devil took stock from a nearby rock,
“And said, `you’ll be sorry for that!’
“I’ll sow the seeds of panic,
“And throw them into a scare.
“They’ll trample each other by the hundreds,
“And me, will I even care?
Anyone care to continue?