The media is S.C.U.M.
I think that was the Onion which recently published this about the current Pope: “Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos”
http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-reverses-position-capitalism-after-se-51363
I take it back. I was wrong, that wasn’t the Onion. Kyle Murphy writes for the Progressive.