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To: gubamyster

They can’t divert running water. whatsamatta wi you?
Don’t you know horny speckled salamanders live in those waters?
They are way more important than 15million people.


9 posted on 09/29/2015 1:54:41 PM PDT by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: envisio
* They can’t divert running water. whatsamatta wi you?
Don’t you know horny speckled salamanders live in those waters?
They are way more important than 15 million people. *

Zactly! Whatsamatta wi dem guys?

Don't they know that unicorns and leprechauns entice people to drive SUV’s and the unicorn flies to the Sun with Icarus to make it heat up, or cool down, depending.

If it rains, it's global warming.

If it doesn't rain, it's global warming.

If it's hot, it's global warming.

If it's cold, the heat caused the cold.

If nothing happens the global warming went on vacation or hiatus or it grew paws.

If the roulette wheel lands on red, green or black, you lose and the Socialists and power hungry politicians win.

If there is weather of any kind, it proves global warming.

Pay NO attention to Science. Jet-setting popes,politicians and celebrities know more about CO2 than us peons.

12 posted on 09/29/2015 3:22:31 PM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are those committed by illegal aliens)
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