[Gay State Conservative]

How can a WASP become an illegal immigrant from North of the border?

Change your name to one that ends in "Z",declare that you've been subjected to homophobic threats by rednecks back home and *voila!*...Green Card...welfare benefits galore..the whole enchalada!

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Si, Manuel! You mean like Carloz Ianz Smithz for a name?