He should’ve booked as Lieutenant Sulu.
That’s a coincidence, because Hillary’s Secret Service code name is “Scotty” (due to her ‘warped drives’ and all).
He looks like Jim Trafficant - former dem house member known for his outburst of common sense and Star Trek iines
I’ve noticed that the airlines have been insisting that the name on the ticket must exactly match the passport, the middle name(s) included, for several years. Anyone but Salmond or another “Do you know who I am?!” passenger would have been put through Hell for trying a stunt like this.
Salmond is easily spotted by the giant p*nis sticking out of his forehead.