He wants to be Pee Wee, but he's not mature enough.
He wants to be Urkel, but he's not as suave.
He wants to be the late Senator Paul Simon, but he's too slow witted to grasp politics.
I live by the rule “never trust a grown man in a bow tie”. Hasn’t steered me wrong yet.
(I’ll make exceptions for people in tuxedos, but that’s it!)