[C19fan]

Guess PIAPS and Bernie are not ratings draws.

[b4its2late]

Hope she can perform miracles because that’s what demorats need.

[WayneS]

Well good for her!

[prisoner6]

My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV
I can’t afford his gas

[circlecity]

So, the Dems have to bring in rock stars to gin up any interest in their debates?

[ColdOne]

PIAPS?

[Qiviut]

Blech.

[SamuraiScot]

Sheryl Crow

Is this the one-square-of-toilet-paper-per-day gal?

[lormand]

I would want to not be downwind of Crow due to her advocating being stingy with toilet paper.

[dead]

Since she's famous for her "who would need more than a single sheet of toilet paper?" comments, I would imagine that she's all for Bernie "universal deodorant brand" Sanders.

Or maybe she supports Hillary because she has a vag.

[MNJohnnie]

Singling the US National Anthem to Democrats? Isn't that like shining sunlight on vampires?

Are we sure she is not singing the "International"?

[Lexington Green]

Never shake hands with her, considering her toilet practices.

[diplomatic_immunity]

This is the same True Believer who suggested we should all use a single tile of toliet paper to preserve the rainforest.

[windsorknot]

Will she perform Wipe Out?

[TexasCajun]

All for show.

Democrats are the least patriotic people I've ever seen.

[Califreak]

All I wanna do is have some fun

Until the government burns our whole damned country down

[Sarah Barracuda]

They mean she will sing the North Korean national anthem after all these are commies we are talking about here

[kingu]

Seriously, did CNN not think this out? The national anthem will likely turn off more Democrat voters than anything else; all the Bernie fans will just switch the channel as soon as it starts as a protest against (oh, gosh, just take your pick - history of slavery, subduing of indigenous people, wars, it just goes on and on...)

Then they've got the massive challenge of attracting them back to the channel away from whatever the latest idiotic reality show is on MTV.

Somehow, going to bet this won't have multi-million dollar commercials involved.

[pabianice]

Her suitcase will be small as she says she needs just one square of toilet paper per dump.

[Chgogal]

Whatever they do, don't touch anything Crow touches! She only uses one sheet of toilet paper. She even has a training film for you. I kid you not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tDE62VpQZ4

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/sheryl_crow_wants_limits_on_toilet_paper/

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

[Obadiah]

Will she be bringing her own one square of toilet paper for personal use?