What we really need is a Neanderthal Day.
After all, what other race has suffered more? These poor souls were so oppressed by our Homo Sapien ancestors that our genocide against them completely eliminated them from the face of the planet. And yet, to this day we have done nothing to honor them or to repent for our sins.
This is a shame that we all share. White, Black, Asian, Native-American - all modern races of mankind must recognize the stain of guilt that lay upon them by the murderous actions of their ancestors. So please join an effort to replace Columbus Day with Neanderthal Day - particularly if you in or near some great city that has enacted Indigenous People’s Day - as such enlightened people should surely recognize our collective responsibility to honor these long forgotten victims of our heinous crimes against humanity.
And while these noble savages were made extinct by our crimes, it is true that some traces of their existence still remain in the form of various levels of Neanderthal DNA in our genes - which will account for those few who read this, and didn’t realize it was satire, until now.
well, Neanderthals were in Eurasia, so sub-Saharan africans had nothing to do with their demise. though Caucasians, East Asians and Americo tribes do