Creepy. And none of their damn business.
Actually, I’m more offended by the blatant gender-normative bias so obviously present in the questions themselves. ‘Father’? ‘Mother’?
What about Mommy #1, #2, etc.?
And nothing about race, either? How can we keep track of population trends if we can’t properly identify the children of the union of a Polynesian and Lithuanian?
/sarc