Poor deer just wanted to get 0bamacare. Instead it got euthanized.
1 posted on
10/28/2015 5:14:00 AM PDT by
fulltlt
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To: fulltlt
Aw, I thought this was going to be a “.... walked into a bar” joke.
3 posted on
10/28/2015 5:17:55 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Falcon 105)
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4 posted on
10/28/2015 5:18:55 AM PDT by
fruser1
To: fulltlt
I was gonna say “he had Obamacare and was euthanized”.
To: fulltlt
“Deer me, what could the matter be?”
6 posted on
10/28/2015 5:19:56 AM PDT by
mkjessup
(Bushes? Clintons? They're all one big "UNI-FAMILY", "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?")
To: fulltlt
Sounds like the hospital staff was practicing for the death panel instructions.
7 posted on
10/28/2015 5:20:29 AM PDT by
Truth29
To: fulltlt
Sounds like the hospital staff was practicing for the death panel instructions.
8 posted on
10/28/2015 5:20:42 AM PDT by
Truth29
To: fulltlt
Sounds like the hospital staff was practicing for the death panel instructions.
9 posted on
10/28/2015 5:20:57 AM PDT by
Truth29
To: fulltlt
Re:
Young Bambi: What happened, Mother? Why did we all run?
Bambi's Mother: Man was in the forest. Well, looks to me like Man... 
got in his car--
And then Bambi... 
was in the emergency room.
10 posted on
10/28/2015 5:25:39 AM PDT by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: fulltlt
A deer, a rabbi, and a drunk driver walk into an emergency room...
14 posted on
10/28/2015 5:35:17 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: fulltlt; Larry Lucido
Years ago I was working in the ER at the hospital on Fort Jackson, SC. A deer jumped through the main lobby’s plate glass window, and severed it’s carotid artery. Bambi bleed out right there.
I wanted to claim the carcass but the MPs wouldn’t let me.
20 posted on
10/28/2015 5:44:02 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
To: fulltlt
#deerlivesmatter
Until hunting season.
To: fulltlt
Makes me get my seasonal craving for venison pepper steak.
26 posted on
10/28/2015 6:02:28 AM PDT by
IamConservative
(There is no greater threat to our freedoms than Bipartisanship.)
To: fulltlt
See? Animals are people too!
28 posted on
10/28/2015 6:06:12 AM PDT by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: fulltlt
Since the deer was undocumented it should have been treated right away.
31 posted on
10/28/2015 6:51:25 AM PDT by
AU72
To: fulltlt
An injured deer walk into an emergency room after being hit by a car and says; “Why do they put our deer crossings in such high traffic areas?”
To: fulltlt
Doesnt the deer know that you call an ambulance if you want to get right into the emergency room. Otherwise you have to wait behind dozens of illegals.
34 posted on
10/28/2015 7:35:11 AM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Obama's Iran nuclear deal - The Devil is in the details.)
To: fulltlt
What’s PETA got to say about this?
35 posted on
10/28/2015 7:49:11 AM PDT by
SandRat
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Poor deer didn't make it past the death panel
36 posted on
11/02/2015 3:08:09 PM PST by
SJackson
(Everybody has a plan until they get hit. Mike Tyson)
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