[Da Coyote]

Having lived there...Dayton deserves itself.

It is the anus, deep within the armpit of the world’s nastiest transvestite.

On its best days.

[Vigilanteman]

You can't be both an anus and an armpit. In the fair Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia is our anus and Scranton is our armpit.

Pittsburgh, I guess, would be the urethra. That would make my county (Westmoreland) the scrotum.