[Eleutheria5]

He’s named after a dude who used to impale petty thieves and tax evaders, and posthumously was called a vampire. Lightening him up is a tall order, but if anyone’s up to it, it’s Charlie.

[maine-iac7]

You say: "He's named after a dude who used to impale petty thieves and tax evaders, and posthumously was called a vampire"

.Actually, he was baptized with the name Vladimir after Prince Vladimir, Russian Saint.

You'd make a goof reporter for the alphabe4t channels ;)