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If Carly is 'Ugly' Then What Is Whoopi?
Townhall.com ^ | November 8, 2015 | Doug Giles

Posted on 11/08/2015 5:28:02 AM PST by Kaslin

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1 posted on 11/08/2015 5:28:03 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Absolutely NOTHING is off limits to the progressives.


2 posted on 11/08/2015 5:32:55 AM PST by onona (something pithy this way comes)
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To: Kaslin

That’s Whoopi as in Poopi.


3 posted on 11/08/2015 5:33:34 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: Kaslin

Whoopi reminds me of a gargoyle.


4 posted on 11/08/2015 5:37:27 AM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Kaslin

Very much uglier by a mile.


5 posted on 11/08/2015 5:39:20 AM PST by dforest
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fugly? Not just fugly, but fugly-fugly.


6 posted on 11/08/2015 5:39:20 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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Whoopi needs her Guinan-cology hat from STTNG.

it doesn’t make her look any better but it is a good tool to take ones eyes off of stupid friggin Whoopi (what did Ted Danson see it that?) and onto the stupid friggin hat.


7 posted on 11/08/2015 5:39:58 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Fugly? Butt-ugly? Felony ugly? Coyote ugly? Trauma-inducing ugly? So ugly she’d scare a train up a dirt road? Ugly enough to make a funeral procession turn up an alley? So ugly she’d stop a clock? So ugly that when she takes a shower, the water runs down her back so it doesn’t have to look at her face? Her plastic surgeon took on a night shift? She turned Medusa to stone?

Something like that?


8 posted on 11/08/2015 5:40:59 AM PST by IronJack
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everybody knows quite well that Whoopi is merely the token negress providing diversity


9 posted on 11/08/2015 5:41:54 AM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ....carson is the kinder gentler trumping.)
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I tell you what Whoopi is a Whoopi Cusion, something you cover with your butt when you sit down.


10 posted on 11/08/2015 5:45:09 AM PST by Zenjitsuman (A)
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A MAN!!!


11 posted on 11/08/2015 5:45:56 AM PST by FrdmLvr ("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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Whoopi is a VERY SUCCESSFUL entertainer. If she runs for high office, then I’ll comment on her looks.

...but people pointing out Whoopi will not make Carla look any better, only a miracle from God can do that...maybe.


12 posted on 11/08/2015 5:46:11 AM PST by BobL ( (REPUBLICANS - Fight for the WHITE VOTE...and you will win (see my 'profile' page))
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To: Kaslin

Would it be wrong to say that Whoopi resembles a wet fart?


13 posted on 11/08/2015 5:47:05 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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Whoopi is ugly on the inside. She boasts of 7 or 8 abortions (she says she doesn’t remember just how many but claims that EACH was a difficult decision).

She’s also a barking moonbat nutjob who used her chair on ABC tv to denounce the Apollo 11 landing as a hoax.


14 posted on 11/08/2015 5:49:09 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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So, naturally, I was confused when the coven of The View let loose on our fair lady, Carly. What's up, girls?

It's the same phenomenon as the way they treat conservative blacks for straying from the plantation. They don't want even the appearance of Carly or Carson on the stage, and the longer they last, the higher in the polls they climb, and the more attention they get, the more they will articulate their antipathy for the mechanics of the Democrat plantation. The left doesn't want their drones seeing conservatives approving of ANY candidate from one of their indentured constituencies. It kills the "Republicans are racist, sexist, whatever" epithet FOREVER. Once this has happened, even if they don't win the nomination, they'll see that these people got a fair shot and rose or fell on their own merits, having NOTHING to do with genetics. At that point, the meme just won't fly anymore.

15 posted on 11/08/2015 5:50:09 AM PST by Carry_Okie (Dupes for Donald, Chumps for Trump)
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——will not make Carla look any better-—

Well, perhaps it is time to drag out the tried and true...... the MilliHelen Scale

Helen of Troy was said to be the most beautiful woman ever. A thousand ships were launched to get her. Thus as most beautiful her score was 1000 millihelens.

So what about Carley? She is old so that gives her a handicap of say 200.

All together including the handicap, I’ll say 550 millihelens


16 posted on 11/08/2015 5:50:57 AM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ....carson is the kinder gentler trumping.)
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I see absolutely nothing wrong with Carly Fiorina’s looks....Every woman isn’t going to be on the cover of Vogue.


17 posted on 11/08/2015 5:59:38 AM PST by ontap
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The broad that actually said her face was like a Halloween mask could stand to drop about fifty pounds!!


18 posted on 11/08/2015 6:01:25 AM PST by ontap
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Uglier’n the dadgummed Wolfman hungover after a night o’ howlin’ round a fifty gallon still. Makes the elephant man look like a cheerleader. Uglier’n a fitty nine Chevy full o’ drunk Pelosis.


19 posted on 11/08/2015 6:09:05 AM PST by RipSawyer (Racism is racism, regardless of the race of the racist.)
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Every time Whoopi oinks it’s always the same line meaningless.


20 posted on 11/08/2015 6:09:29 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacted the most.)
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