Posted on 11/08/2015 5:28:02 AM PST by Kaslin
After the last GOP debate, the "women" of The View pulled out their dragon-nails and said that Carly Fiorina looked "demented" and her face was worthy of a Halloween mask.
Holy crap, ladies. That was mean. Did you guys have Angry Soup for lunch, or what?
I've got two words for that Carly cut-down...
1. Cat
2. Fight.
As a writer, I've been taught/pummeled for the last four-and-a-half Olympics, by the liberal thought police, that such personal digs were verboten when discussing politicians in public. Especially, female Democratic politicians. And triple, especially, are such insults frowned upon if you're a white, conservative male and you're the one jackhammering some evil liberal strudelhun.
Yep, my liberal critics have always sprayed me down with Windex every time I even thought about launching a verbal invective at some satanic beastess who dwells on the left side of the political aisle. Bad Doug. Bad, bad Doug.
So, naturally, I was confused when the coven of The View let loose on our fair lady, Carly.
What's up, girls?
I thought you dames prided yourselves in being in the feminist business of sticking up for the ladies? Did I miss something? Have the rules now changed and we can all, once again, go bare-knuckles and say whatever comes to mind about whomever and not give a flying rat's backside how crude, rude and socially unacceptable it is?
Lastly, and please forgive me, but who the heck are Whoopi and Joy Behar to rip on any lady's looks? Do Goldberg and her hunter-orange-headed, unfunny friend not have any mirrors? Good Lawd, girls. Talk about the putz calling kettle black.
Absolutely NOTHING is off limits to the progressives.
That’s Whoopi as in Poopi.
Whoopi reminds me of a gargoyle.
Very much uglier by a mile.
fugly? Not just fugly, but fugly-fugly.
Whoopi needs her Guinan-cology hat from STTNG.
it doesn’t make her look any better but it is a good tool to take ones eyes off of stupid friggin Whoopi (what did Ted Danson see it that?) and onto the stupid friggin hat.
Fugly? Butt-ugly? Felony ugly? Coyote ugly? Trauma-inducing ugly? So ugly she’d scare a train up a dirt road? Ugly enough to make a funeral procession turn up an alley? So ugly she’d stop a clock? So ugly that when she takes a shower, the water runs down her back so it doesn’t have to look at her face? Her plastic surgeon took on a night shift? She turned Medusa to stone?
Something like that?
everybody knows quite well that Whoopi is merely the token negress providing diversity
I tell you what Whoopi is a Whoopi Cusion, something you cover with your butt when you sit down.
A MAN!!!
Whoopi is a VERY SUCCESSFUL entertainer. If she runs for high office, then I’ll comment on her looks.
...but people pointing out Whoopi will not make Carla look any better, only a miracle from God can do that...maybe.
Would it be wrong to say that Whoopi resembles a wet fart?
Whoopi is ugly on the inside. She boasts of 7 or 8 abortions (she says she doesn’t remember just how many but claims that EACH was a difficult decision).
She’s also a barking moonbat nutjob who used her chair on ABC tv to denounce the Apollo 11 landing as a hoax.
It's the same phenomenon as the way they treat conservative blacks for straying from the plantation. They don't want even the appearance of Carly or Carson on the stage, and the longer they last, the higher in the polls they climb, and the more attention they get, the more they will articulate their antipathy for the mechanics of the Democrat plantation. The left doesn't want their drones seeing conservatives approving of ANY candidate from one of their indentured constituencies. It kills the "Republicans are racist, sexist, whatever" epithet FOREVER. Once this has happened, even if they don't win the nomination, they'll see that these people got a fair shot and rose or fell on their own merits, having NOTHING to do with genetics. At that point, the meme just won't fly anymore.
——will not make Carla look any better-—
Well, perhaps it is time to drag out the tried and true...... the MilliHelen Scale
Helen of Troy was said to be the most beautiful woman ever. A thousand ships were launched to get her. Thus as most beautiful her score was 1000 millihelens.
So what about Carley? She is old so that gives her a handicap of say 200.
All together including the handicap, I’ll say 550 millihelens
I see absolutely nothing wrong with Carly Fiorina’s looks....Every woman isn’t going to be on the cover of Vogue.
The broad that actually said her face was like a Halloween mask could stand to drop about fifty pounds!!
Uglier’n the dadgummed Wolfman hungover after a night o’ howlin’ round a fifty gallon still. Makes the elephant man look like a cheerleader. Uglier’n a fitty nine Chevy full o’ drunk Pelosis.
Every time Whoopi oinks it’s always the same line meaningless.
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