[Redleg Duke]

Like everything about the Clintons, it is phony.

[monocle]

Hillary would be ahead if she let the real hag show through.

[Ben Ficklin]

I wonder how many members of Congress wear toupees? I've read there are a lot.

To be elected to office in the US, you have to be photogenic and/or telegenic, especially in the GOP. Bald men need not apply.

Or, what about those that have their teeth capped?