Because a .0001% increase in global temperatures per decade is lethal to terrorists. Man, I can’t wait until 2100 rolls around, that means one or two terrorists will get wiped out!
No more Mr. Nice Guy!!!
Lets capture the financials once and for all!
I’m melting over here.
Speak loudly and carry a big hockeystick
LOL...he’s going to show everybody the phony global warming hockey stick diagram so they’ll be impressed. He may even ride his girl bike in his mom jeans. Truly pathetic.
Smart Power
ESADbo
Wow, so big and brave, going after terrorist SUV soccer moms.
Can you imagine the conversation going on in the ISIS caves now?
“Hey Ahmed, what’s up?”
“Oh, hi Mohamed, I’m just shaking in my boots with fear and frustration.”
“Why is that? What happened?”
“Well, I was going to get a bunch of us to blow up some bombs during a college football game and at some shopping malls during the holidays in the United States. I was going to take as many of those infidels out as I possibly can with my AK47 before I martyr myself with the suicide vest I made.”
“Yeah, that sounds awesome dude!”
“I thought so too, but now the president of the great satan, 0bama, has threatened us with a climate change conference! I don’t know what to do. If only their state department had been able to create us those jobs they talked about a while back.”
Like all academians, the theoretical world clouds judgement on the real world.
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And our idiot POTUS, who was only an adjunct lecturer..NOT a professor, is wasting more $$$ to fly to France for one day, and back to the US the next day, to show he’s supporting global warming restrictions. IDIOT~!