Hold on... Did you wonder how these poll results seem to be manipulated?
I was finally able to get an actual copy of the questions put to voters by Quinnipiac!
“In this upcoming caucus who would you vote for among these Republican candidates:
1. The experienced, proven, common sense former Governor of Florida, the Honorable Jeb Ellis Bush
2. The articulate, incredibly intelligent and knowledgeable young hispanic Senator from Florida, Marco Rubio
3. The dynamic, hard charging successful Governor of Ohio, John Kasich
4. The psychopathic mother beating manic depressive doctor Ben Carson
5. The fundamentalist religious freak from the hard right side of the Senate, the Canadian-Cuban Ted Cruz
6. The racist, insensitive, facist, fake Republican, bully of a billionaire Donald Trump (who, by the way actually hates women, especially fat women)