| Your Holiday Element is Gas |
 You enjoy the holiday foods like turkey dinner, candies, cookies, eggnog, and any number of the delectable treats offered at this time of year. However, once they make their way through your insides, they transmute into enough gas to fill the Hindenburg. Once those gasses fill you to near bursting....look out! You've been known to clear a room in 6 seconds. When attending a party, just make sure you're near a window. |
Yes.....it's a joke.