Here’s the summary from a purloined copy of his talk:
1. It wasn’t terrorism
2. It wasn’t Islamic
3. All government offices and departments are henceforth banned from having any “seasonal parties” that might possibly offend anybody.
4. The EO confiscating all your guns and banning the sale of ammunition to the public begins at midnight tonight.
5. If you say anything bad about our friends the muzzies, I’ve ordered AG Lynch to have you I’m ediately sent to the FEMA camps for indefinite detention without right of counsel.
6. You are free to denigrate, besmirch, slander, and ridicule all other religions without fear of DOJ reprisal, especially Christianity and Judaism.
7. That’s not who we are.