Bad analogy. Here’s a better one. You’re like a person saying, ‘You don’t have strep throat.’
The sick person says, ‘What are the symptoms of strep throat?’
You say, ‘Heartburn and backache. And you don’t have it.’
Nope. It’s the correct analogy. You just don’t like the truth of it. No point in continuing. You are mistaken and refuse to see it and I cant convince you otherwise.