Posted on 01/04/2016 11:19:37 AM PST by MeshugeMikey
Soon there will be a weekly limit on how much bacon you can buy and a background check.
Rumor has it that later this very week..there will be a bill introduced in congress to Ban Attack Pork Products!
Stay Tuned for Details!!
Packs of bacon over one pound must be labeled “Assault Bacon” and require a $200 tax stamp and home inspections to check the locks on your frig.
Thousands of Americans are rowing around lakes with all of their bacon as we type.
Its likely some mosque regular recruited to take the hit....and then be secreted off to Tehran.
“....the mosques imama Ackbar Nohammad Ackbar has chosen not to press charges ..etc..etc..”
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Seantor Diane Feinstein has reportedly just authored a bill which would outlaw using the old phrase “bringing home the bacon”....
developing
Pork & Beans now classified as an IED.
Warner Brothers Considers recalling and destroying all Porky Pig Films and Video.....
Florida Man accused of vandalizing mosque, leaving bacon
Evidence indicated that Michael Scott Wolfe, 35, entered the carport of the Islamic Society of Central Florida Masjid Al-Munin at around 11 p.m. ET New Year’s Day, Titusville police said.
wonder bread white...with hair that is sort of an abbreviated Mohawk,,,
I sense he was paid....
Looked at his pic. Gettin’ a hint of meth vibe there. lol
There does seem to be a low life tweaker buzz going on there.. yes!
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