Great advice. Tomorrow I will sit naked in front of the computer naked and watch the drawing. If my wife complains, I will say that Cuban did this when he became a billionaire. If the balls don’t come up I will say that I got locked out of the bathroom with my bathrobe inside.
I’ll take the lump sum. I can see taking an annuity and for some strange reason there is a gas leak in my house.
Buy a gorilla suit? No. Hire a high school marching band to come to my office and play “take this job and shove it” a distinct possibility. He is right about family. We all know each others business and spare money goes to those in most need. Hire a tax attorney? Depends on whether I want to play around and invest or live on the interest.
As far as destination, not going to any foreign country. They will kidnap me in a flash and demand all the money to return my burnt beyond recognition body. I’m thinking Long Beach Island, NJ although South Padre Island in Texas saves me on taxes. Hey, why not both?
“sit naked in front of the computer . . . If the balls don’t come up . . . “
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