FWIW, my oil well pays the taxes on my "homestead", down here in our part of "God's Country"... commonly called "The Northeastern Texas Piney Woods"...
But-- I must admit that today's oil prices aren't doing me any favors -- even though gas was $1.67.9 / gallon here today...
"burrow" ? ROTFLMSO Dream on, tain't no such a thing, Mr. ALL HAT NO CATTLE. ;^)