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Ted Cruz Cheats at Golf?
Patterico's Pontifications ^ | January 25, 2016

Posted on 01/25/2016 9:04:13 AM PST by GodGunsGuts

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Of course, you have probably figured out by now that this story isn't about Ted Cruz at all. It's about Donald Trump. I just changed the name in the passage from Trump to Cruz - to make a point...

(Excerpt) Read more at patterico.com ...


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Iowa; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: cruz; donaldtrump; teaparty; tedcruz; trump; zot
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To: 11th Commandment

If anything could make me despise the game of golf...


21 posted on 01/25/2016 9:21:11 AM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: clamper1797

I usually have a beer handicap when it comes to the golf.


22 posted on 01/25/2016 9:22:20 AM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts
I pick up my ball a lot, but it's not to cheat...it's out of respect for the poor saps behind me!

One of my favorite clubs is the 'foot wedge'.

Gets me out of trouble all the time.

23 posted on 01/25/2016 9:22:29 AM PST by The Iceman Cometh (Trumpbots Vs. Cruznadians - the struggle is real.)
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To: GodGunsGuts

It will be very refreshing to finally have a president that doesn’t play golf!

Sorry but Trump does indeed play golf. Unless you were hoping Hillary or Bernie are going to be President. I don’t think either one play golf.


24 posted on 01/25/2016 9:23:01 AM PST by napscoordinator
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To: ConservativeWarrior

He also cooks bacon on a machine gun...(hehe). It’s a freakin’ twofer!


25 posted on 01/25/2016 9:23:31 AM PST by Proud_texan ("Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - PK Dick)
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To: ConservativeWarrior
He's more of a stamp or chess club kind of guy.

Oh boy....I was in the cribbage club in middle school...

26 posted on 01/25/2016 9:23:31 AM PST by The Iceman Cometh (Trumpbots Vs. Cruznadians - the struggle is real.)
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To: The Iceman Cometh

I just use one of these...

http://www.amazon.com/Unger-Nabber-Extension-Inches-NN900/dp/B001CXUDMO


27 posted on 01/25/2016 9:24:40 AM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: Wissa
"Phil Robertson, the patriarch of A&E's "Duck Dynasty" reality TV show, has endorsed Sen. Ted Cruz's presidential bid, the campaign announced on Wednesday."

I don't think you could fake hunt with Phil.

28 posted on 01/25/2016 9:25:12 AM PST by Proud_texan ("Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - PK Dick)
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To: clamper1797

I only have a 5 handicap - Left leg, left arm, back, right leg and right arm.

/sarc


29 posted on 01/25/2016 9:28:07 AM PST by taxcontrol ( The GOPe treats the conservative base like slaves by taking their votes and refuses to pay)
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To: GodGunsGuts
They are trying to make him look like Bart Simpson. Bart is a very successful cartoon character. This will make him even more popular,


30 posted on 01/25/2016 9:30:48 AM PST by capt. norm (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
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To: GodGunsGuts
Of course, you have probably figured out by now that this story isn't about Ted Cruz at all. It's about Donald Trump. I just changed the name in the passage from Trump to Cruz - to make a point...

Patterico lies in his headlines?

31 posted on 01/25/2016 9:32:02 AM PST by Yashcheritsiy (You can't have a constitution without a country to go with it)
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To: Proud_texan
I don't think you could fake hunt with Phil.

Has Cruz ever been hunting with Phil? I saw the video where Cruz was filmed shooting a couple of shots at empty skies. I think Cruz was saying his little girls were laughing at how he looked with the face paint on in the video.

I don't know that he's ever gone hunting without a camera crew with. Maybe he has. Maybe he hasn't.

32 posted on 01/25/2016 9:33:38 AM PST by Wissa (Gone Galt)
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To: clamper1797
Thank goodness for my foot wedge



Yes, yes. Winter Rules.
33 posted on 01/25/2016 9:34:00 AM PST by needmorePaine
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To: GodGunsGuts

It’s called a foot wedge.


34 posted on 01/25/2016 9:35:53 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: GodGunsGuts
Next they will accuse him of tearing off the "Do Not Remove under Penalty of Law" tags from his furniture.


35 posted on 01/25/2016 9:38:48 AM PST by capt. norm (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
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To: GodGunsGuts

They claim the only data more secret than Obama’s SAT, GMAT, and LSAT scores are his golf scores.


36 posted on 01/25/2016 9:40:32 AM PST by nascarnation
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To: GodGunsGuts

Yes, because the future of the free world rests solely on the golfing abilities of presidential candidates.

If that were the case, I would be your new president tomorrow, because I would jist walk up to this clown and whack him up side the head with my five-iron.


37 posted on 01/25/2016 9:42:52 AM PST by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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To: GodGunsGuts

Seriously? Everyone cheats at golf.


38 posted on 01/25/2016 9:44:31 AM PST by Personal Responsibility (Trump/Cruz 2016)
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To: Wissa
According to reports he got two pheasants when he went hunting with Steve King.

Has he ever gone hunting without a camera crew? Has any politician? I dunno.

39 posted on 01/25/2016 9:49:49 AM PST by Proud_texan ("Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - PK Dick)
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To: Proud_texan
Has he ever gone hunting without a camera crew? Has any politician? I dunno.

Some of them go hunting, because that's what they like to do. I know Dick Cheney and Scalia are in that cateegory. And then there are the others that say "Kin I get me a huntin' license here?" Some people will think better of Cruz thinking he's a hunter, like them. I wonder if they'd think different of him if they find out he's just a faker.

I know my opinion of him would go up or down depending on which he actually is.

40 posted on 01/25/2016 10:01:01 AM PST by Wissa (Gone Galt)
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