[kidd]

Cruz is a fierce ideologue: He denies the existence of man-made climate change, rejects same-sex marriage, wants to abolish the Internal Revenue Service, believes the 2nd amendment guarantees everyone a right to guns, doesn't believe in a constitutional divide between church and state, favors the death penalty, opposes international agreements, embraces a confrontational foreign policy, rejects immigration reform, demands the repeal of "every blessed word of Obamacare," and takes a strict "originalist" view of the meaning of the Constitution

Sigh. The perfect candidate.

[Theophilus]

Sigh. The perfect candidate.

He's the Marry Poppins of Conservatism: practically perfect in every way.

[Bigg Red]

I honestly did double-check the source upon reading that, as it truly reads as satire of the leftist agenda.