[JustaCowgirl]

A fat pig and a sleazy pig walk into a bar...

[Lakeshark]

A celebrity bimbo and an overweight hypocrite walk into a bar.......

In pantsuits.

[ArtDodger]

My guess is that Trump realized he had milked the debate thing as much as he could and was planning to skip this one. The Megan Kelly angle was just more of his great showmanship. Sort of a “never let a skank go to waste” moment.