“Those are nice heartbeats and brain waves you have there Bernie... be a shame if something happened to them.”
No need for anything to happen to a perfectly good airplane.
Airplane? I have a few friends who are Bernie fans, and they tell me he flies on commercial aircraft.
I’m also one of those who doubt Sanders can get beyond the reach of the Clinton Crime Syndicate. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hillary has a ‘scorched earth’ policy, triggered with her indictment, that has paid assassins taking out the other Dem candidates. “If I can’t have it...neither can you!”
(Admittedly, that’s leaning rather heavily towards ‘tinfoil hat’ territory.)