I heard there was to be a Texas shootout, and Trump’s people came unarmed because of his pro-gun-control past.
Cruz wins in a bloodbath!
I heard there was to be a Texas shoot out, as well. Unfortunately for Ted....he’s Canadian and brought a knife to the gunfight.
Not to mention Trump’s jet already carpet bombed the location where CRuz was sharpening his knife ;-/
That's funny, but did they do that? Open the [sewage] holding tank?
That would have to be it, since that aircraft is not otherwise equipped with weapons-hanger hardpoints.
But brown water (and 'live' waste product)? Well supplied with that sort of thing...
Bombs away.
Pass the bubbly and the caviar (and excuse me for a moment while I make another recharging contribution at the loo).