And now the results from Fox, your only source for unbiased Rubiocentric coverage ...
In first place, He Who May Not Be Named, only able to beat Marco Rubio by ten.
In second place, a man with a great deal of money but otherwise unknown generally speaking, only able to beat Marco Rubio by five.
Then in the leading third position, Marco Rubio who goes on to New Hampshire with all sorts of momentum.
Also there were other guys who got cleaned by Marco Rubio.
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I am already tired of the Rubio line, that the guy who came in Third in Iowa is now INEVITABLE, and it is time for us all to fall in line behind the centrist candidate who is electable.
It is appropriate that we are hearing this Rubio line on Groundhog Day, because I am certain I have heard the same thing a thousand times before.