Posted on 02/02/2016 8:51:57 AM PST by C19fan
The University of Southern California hosted a “Consent Carnival†where it taught students that there’s a five-step process they must follow before kissing someone in order for it to not be considered sexual assault.
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You forgot step 6.
Turn your torso 90 degrees to avoid her attempt to knee you in the groin.
Affirmative: We’re really excited to share this kiss with you and we’re letting you know!
Coherent: We’re present and able to recognize exactly what’s happening when we give this kiss to you.
Willing: We made the decision to give you this kiss ourselves, without pressure or manipulation from you or anybody else.
Ongoing: Should you come back for another kiss, check in to see if we’d still like to give you one.
Mutual: Sure, we offered you a kiss, but that doesn’t mean you have to accept it. Coming over to our table doesn’t forfeit your right to say no.
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Let’s make this easy: Any woman who has all those rules just for a kiss isn’t worth kissing. Yes, they all should be true, but you don’t need a checklist of confirmations for every kiss if you’re worth being around.
This only applies to non-Muslim men. Muslim men have no rules. Example: Germany and Sweden
That still leaves plenty of room for players.
Step 1: Slap her to get her to stop talking.
Step 2: Grab her by the hips like Rhett Butler in “Gone with the Windâ€
Step 3: Pull her towards you until your pelvises collide.
Step 4: Put your hand behind her head so she can’t pull away.
Step 5: Move in for the kiss!
Did I get it right?
- Step 7: Advise her to “Put some ice on that”.
Affirmative: We're really excited to share this kiss with you and we're letting you know!
Coherent: We're present and able to recognize exactly what's happening when we give this kiss to you.
Willing: We made the decision to give you this kiss ourselves, without pressure or manipulation from you or anybody else.
Ongoing: Should you come back for another kiss, check in to see if we'd still like to give you one.
Mutual: Sure, we offered you a kiss, but that doesn't mean you have to accept it. Coming over to our table doesn't forfeit your right to say no.
If there is a single firm conviction to be garnered from this slather of saltpeter-infused nonsense, it's that the people making the rules have never been and never will be, kissed.
Incidentally, the "we" in the text is apparently politically preferable to "I", which assumes oppressively that the speaker is not a consortium proposing group sex. I have come to call this social movement Pervert Lib.
Step 2: Grab her by the hips like Rhett Butler in “Gone with the Windâ€
Step 3: Pull her towards you until your pelvises collide.
Step 4: Put your hand behind her head so she can’t pull away.
Step 5: Move in for the kiss!
Did I get it right?
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You missed a step. It's California. You have to find out if the chick has a dick. It has to be like step 1.5 or something.
Nice!
Feminazis would say they arent rapists, they are stockholm syndrome victims of a pariarchical world.
And people wonder where the men went. Far, far away from this pc bulsh1t.
That sounds like something Mr. Frond from Bob’s Burgers would tell everyone to do.
That show is hilarious.
What is all this WE stuff? Is it required that kissing be a multiple participant event? If you kiss someone must you be one of a pair or trio simultaneously administering that kiss?
Liberalism = mental disease, period.
Heads up?
Criminal behavior.
At least half..
These idiots have carte blanche to kiss my ass.
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