[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

So, do you want to die of heart disease or be a blubbering idiot because of lack of brain cells. ;-)

I know that there are mild benefits to light alcohol drinking.

I choose to live with an intact brain, thank you! ;-)

[Mrs. Don-o]

I'm actually fairly satisfied with my dear old brain despite occasional Senior Moments^TN.

I still drink the occasional beer (Pabst Blue Ribbon) for its healthy calculolytic properties. I glugged one down in the hospital a year ago, with my doctor's blessing, when I was fighting some bad, bad complications from kidney stones.

Choice: beer or kidney stones? Pass the Pabst!

[Tax-chick]

I’ve come to the conclusion that brain cells are overrated.

[Larry Lucido]

But not drinking has made you a blubbering curmudgeon.

Not sure if that’s a good trade-off.