Thank Goodness Jimmy was able to fight off the killer bunny that wanted to get in the boat with him. To me it looks like one of Ted’s operatives was able to infiltrate Jimmy’s caretaker staff. She probably whispered this type of thing into Jimmy’s ear when he needed his butt wiped. When the full story comes out they will call it Cartergate.
You know what’s sad, bro? I wasn’t sure until the end whether or not you were kidding.