A friend o mine works in the unemployment office. He says even though most are union liberal obama worshippers they still laugh when the fake but accurate numbers come out.
The unemployment rate is based on the percentage of people who are actually collecting an unemployment check. Once your 26 weeks are up you disappear from their radar.
There's the path to full employment! Just get rid of unemployment benefits!
Uh, I hope I didn't give them any ideas.