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Jeb Separates the Edge of His Toast on Fox & Friends
2/09/2016 | Nikos1121

Posted on 02/09/2016 10:07:41 AM PST by nikos1121

I have to post this.

Did anyone see this, this AM on F & Fs around 7am?

I couldn't believe it.

Ok...I'm watching these people being interviewed up there, and I'm amazed at the number of people THAT ARE UNDECIDED! I mean this one guy says,:

"Yeah, I'm just not quite sure. I guess it will come to when I finally get in there and actually vote, when I'll make my mind up."

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!!!! Are you kidding me?

We had early voting here in GA. I went down there at around 7:30. Fair number of folks there. This woman could see I was inpatient as I forgot to sign my name at the bottom and she calls me back.

"I said, I'm sorry, I can't wait to get in there and vote!!!!!"

I mean I'm in an out of there like in five seconds.

I voted for Trump!!!!

So, I'm thinking, okay. F & Fs are interviewing ALL the candidates in this tiny diner, which is like a tradition. Let's pretend that I haven't made my mind up, and I'm going to have one last look at all of them before I vote.

So, here comes Jeb Bush to begin with.

These interviewers are savage.

Poor guy sits down, and they show this clip of Trump saying in that blunt New York drawl:

"If Jeb Bush didn't work for the gov't NOBODY would hire this guy to do anything!"

I mean, talk about causing him indigestion. Poor guy goes in there to have the nice Old Fashion New England breakfast. Can't recall what he was wearing, certainly not the suit and tie like Trump, and he gets SLAMMED by Doocy or the other guy.

But, I must say, he recovers and says, "Well I'm not interviewing for a job with one of Donald Trump's companies."

Then he goes on says, "I've been rather good in gov't as a governor etc. etc."

And I'm thinking, you know maybe this guy is all right. He's level headed...he's steady... etc.

And then his food his served...

He's got that Young Paul Bunyan look on his face, about to go out and chop a cord of wood.

"Good ole New England breakfast!!! That's what I like!"

Camera hones down to it, ham eggs toast...and...and...and..

He separates the edges of the bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He separated the friggin' edges of the bread right before the interviewer's eyes.

The guy says incredulously; "You, take the edges off your toast?"

Bush could have said, "Yeah, the soy bean oil on the crust is not good." or "Just an old Bush habit." or "Haha, I guess I do..." or, "I'm watching the carbs."

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! He gives that POS politically correct BS answer that ONLY a nerd politician would give...

"Yeah, I'm STARTING my paleo diet."

And he was serious!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMPAO!!!!! and I mean it!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, what they should have done at that point is show an Archive clip of Trump in a tux carving into the "middle" of blood rare 42 oz humungous Rib Eye, and then pan back to Jeb cutting his entire flank steak into little iddy bitty bite size pieces...

Hey, Sununu! That's your boy....That's almost as bad as Dukakis in the tank or Kerry in the Nasa suit


TOPICS: Extended News; US: Florida; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: 2016election; election2016; florida; jebbush; jebbushinnh; newhampshire
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1 posted on 02/09/2016 10:07:41 AM PST by nikos1121
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I dont understand this. YOu can’t eat edges of toast on a Paleo diet?


2 posted on 02/09/2016 10:09:36 AM PST by RummyChick
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The way his mommie made sammiches for him when he was quite small and low energy.


3 posted on 02/09/2016 10:10:25 AM PST by headstamp 2
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To: headstamp 2

Hey, I might make those little ordovie sandwiches for a party, and shave off the sides, to serve, esp if there are some high society older ladies there, but right there in New Hampshire on election day?

I mean...Trump would never do that.

He’d do what every Pure Bred All American Male would do, stick his thumb, index and middle finger deep into the center of the toast and pull out a hunk, and sop up the egg yolk on the plate with it.


4 posted on 02/09/2016 10:13:35 AM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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Of all the many things I could criticize Bush for, who care about this...


5 posted on 02/09/2016 10:15:02 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To be fair, Trump did use a knife and fork when he was eating Pizza with Governor Palin. I guess he didn’t want to drip the grease on his expensive Suit Jacket. LOL

When I was a kid, I stayed at my Cousins House for a few days. When my Aunt served Breakfast, she asked me if I wanted the crust cut off my Toast like she did for her Kids.

Of course I said sure. I go home the next week and my Mother makes me Breakfast. She serves me my Toast and I say, can you cut off the Crust like Aunt Jennie does?

My Mother looks at me like I’m about to get smacked and says “eat your toast, all of it”, I’m not your Servant!
She was pissed, but she never liked my Aunt anyway. LOL


6 posted on 02/09/2016 10:16:02 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Get the CDS and TDS Vaccines before it's too late.)
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To: nikos1121

Likely Columba doesn’t allow him to eat the crusts and cuts them off for him at home.


7 posted on 02/09/2016 10:16:29 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: nikos1121

If Bush thinks bread with no crust is part of the paleo diet, he’s doing it wrong.


8 posted on 02/09/2016 10:17:02 AM PST by IamConservative (There is no greater threat to our freedoms than Bipartisanship.)
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To: headstamp 2

Looks like that Lady in the Trump audience yesterday called the wrong guy a pussy. LOL


9 posted on 02/09/2016 10:17:57 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Get the CDS and TDS Vaccines before it's too late.)
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Well, Mom isn’t around to cut the crust off his PBJs anymore. It’s one reason Boot Camp can be such a wonderful transition to adulthood. You’d be surprised how few Marine DIs will cut the crust off your PBJ for you. I mean, isn’t it their job?


10 posted on 02/09/2016 10:18:27 AM PST by Billthedrill
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“...pan back to Jeb cutting his entire flank steak into little iddy bitty bite size pieces... “

You know Mommy cuts his meat for him.


11 posted on 02/09/2016 10:18:29 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Romans 8:38-39)
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To: headstamp 2

What a pansy.

L


12 posted on 02/09/2016 10:24:25 AM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: IamConservative

He doesn’t think it’s part of the Paleo Diet, he just had to think of something to say to save face.

Bush always makes a bad situation worse, he can’t help himself. If he just said he doesn’t care for the crust, that would be that.

The whole thing is silly, like a Presidential Candidate getting photographed eating a Hot Dog. Trump gets one of those State Fair Pork Chops on a stick, takes one bite and tosses it.

If asked about it, he wouldn’t make some goofball excuse, he would just say one bite was enough. End of story.

Hillary made a point of chomping her Pork Chop down so she would look like one of the little people.

Bush can’t read the Tea Leaves, period. He is going nowhere.


13 posted on 02/09/2016 10:25:08 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Get the CDS and TDS Vaccines before it's too late.)
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To: nikos1121

Mommy always cut his crusts off.... Waaaaah....


14 posted on 02/09/2016 10:26:19 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: RummyChick

I dont understand this. YOu can’t eat edges of toast on a Paleo diet?
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It’s more of Bush’s nonsensical approach to everything. The guy is very stupid and there is no way to pussy foot around it.


15 posted on 02/09/2016 10:27:37 AM PST by iontheball
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To: nickcarraway

Yeah, you’re right. I could just as easily substituted Ted Cruz...as I’m sure he does the same, only cuts the edges out with a knife.


16 posted on 02/09/2016 10:27:44 AM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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Is there some significance to this I don’t get? What does this have to do with Cruz?


17 posted on 02/09/2016 10:28:22 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Kickass Conservative

You KNOW the guy has a little frayed piece of his baby blanket around and he still sleeps with it.

I bet when he loses a primary he also rocks back and forth in a fetal position.


18 posted on 02/09/2016 10:28:32 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: Kickass Conservative

Known (by most) trick, when the tv cams are rolling...DON’T take a bite out of food. Smart on Trump’s part. (No food spilling, in teeth...strange taking bite pics...ala...0bie, Bachman, etc.)


19 posted on 02/09/2016 10:29:11 AM PST by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
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To: Kickass Conservative

You know, that’s true. I thought, this guys definitely not eaten Chicago pizza.

New York pizza is thin, lots a sauce...but

Trump will admit he’s a germophobe. He doesn’t shake hands unless he has too.

But you’re right to be fair... Good point!!!


20 posted on 02/09/2016 10:29:42 AM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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