Posted on 02/10/2016 2:42:01 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
MANCHESTER, N.H.—Unlike his more polished and scripted rivals, Jeb Bush was his typically blunt, honest self when he took the stage here with the polls showing him in fourth place in New Hampshire and crystallized his own predicament.
“This campaign is not dead,†Bush said. “We’re going on to South Carolina.â€
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Hi is not dead but sleepith......
I love all the celebration for a fourth place finish. If this was the Olympics they would have to create a tin medal for him.
He is not dead but sleepith.....
Jeb, go eat some crustless toast.
[I’m ‘not dead’]
That’s what Terri Schiavo would have said, if she could have.
His Muslim love on Morning Joe just ended him
Jeb perfectly matches the meaning of the word “dweeb.” He desperately want to be the cool guy, in the know, steal the attention of any room he walks in, but he just can’t pull it off. He comes off as someone who is trying to be someone else, and that is generally off putting.
Why would anyone like you if you don’t like yourself?
Bush is not dead, he just smells funny.
Remarkable candidate, the Jeb Bush, idn’it, ay? Beautiful pedigree!
Nah, Jebbie... yer not...
But you are “board stiff”... or maybe just a “boring stiff”.
His campaign is not dead until he drops out. Until then, he’s still a threat.
“Mostly dead” ;-)
Exactly what I was thinking. But as we know from zombie movies, only a head shot really does the deed.
No, but Teri Schiavo is. That's why his campaign was OVER before it even started with many principled conservatives.
A man comes out with Jeb Bush slung over his shoulder. He starts to put Jeb on the cart. Man: Here's one. Not even the Establishment can prop him up. Cart-master: Ninepence. Jeb Bush: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Jeb Bush: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Jeb Bush: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- his polls are under five percent. Jeb Bush: They're getting better! Man: No they're not, you'll be at one percent moment. Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations! Jeb Bush: I don't want to go back to civilian life.... Man: Oh, don't be such a baby. Cart-master: I can't take 'im.... Jeb Bush: I'm the Joyful Turtle! Man: Well, do us a favor... Cart-master: I can't! Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? His polls will collapse soon... Cart-master: No, gotta get to Kasich's, he lost nine points today. Man: Well, when's your next round? Cart-master: Thursday. Jeb Bush: I think I'll stand on my tippytoes.... Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know-- (to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...? (they both look around) Jeb Bush: I will win this! I will win this! (the Cart-master deals Jeb Bush a swift blow to the head with his wooden spoon. Jeb goes limp.)
Tis but a flesh wound!
go home jeb, you’re drunk
Not dead, just useless. Big difference
He’s pining for the fjords ... He’s dead, Jim ... the happy turd-le is cicling the toilet ... Stick a fork in Mehico Yebbie....
Pining for the Fjords?
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