How about an act to outlaw stupid and lame anagrams.
“....Can’t the president find some bloated government programs on which to save money”.....
He could start by eliminating all the non essential travel (like all the fund raising activities and golf games), not to mention the excessive vacations he and his family take, stop giving money to the gibsmedats and all the “free sh&t” he gives them, etc. etc. I could easily go on and on about particular budget line items that should be cut and/or done away with. There is sooooooooooooooooooo damn much waste in Washington, one would be amazed how much could be saved IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD EVEN TRY.