Yes, I think God is directly involved in this election, that is why it’s the best election year ever!!
Yes, I think God is directly involved in this election, that is why it’s the best election year ever!!Somehow, I think---if God were fool enough to get directly involved in an election---He'd have given us one helluva lot better group from which to choose than Bernt Weenie Sandwich, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, Donald Lump, Ted Screws, Marco Roboto, Jabbed Bushwhack, Ben Carcinoma, Chris Crisco, Carly (Cream of) Farina, Mike Schmuckabee, Bland Paul, and Rick Sandboxer.
People who've never known or seen the United States until this year would think our Founding Fathers were named not Washington, Adams, Madison, Jefferson, et. al. but, rather, Moe, Larry, Curly, Laurel, Hardy, and Al Bundy. (Though come to think of it what greater harm could Curly wreak than the current crap--er, crop?)
H.L. Mencken was right. Democracy has indeed become
a) that form of government whereby the common people know what they want and deserve to get it, good and hard; and,
b) the fine art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
My biggest regret is that, in Nevada, where I've lived since 2007, I have only the "none of the above" option, Nevada having done away with the write-in vote before I moved here. Shame, too. I'd have been proud to write in the name Groucho Marx come November. Why? Two reasons:
1) Any man who says, Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and misapplying the wrong solutions, is clearly more presidential timbre than any of the cockroaches now running in the races.
2) Artemus Ward once observed that if we couldn't have a live man (womanperson) who amounts to anything, by all means let's have a first class corpse. And if the dead can still vote unwisely in Chicago, the living can vote wisely enough for the dead---knowing that choice couldn't possibly perform any known mischief.