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David Brooks Likens Support for Cruz to Being a Promiscuous Drunk at Closing Time
PJ Media ^ | March 8, 2016 | Stephen Kruiser

Posted on 03/08/2016 5:23:14 PM PST by Kaslin

Odious little man.

It’s 2 a.m. The bar is closing. Republicans have had a series of strong and nasty Trump cocktails. Suddenly Ted Cruz is beginning to look kind of attractive. At least he’s sort of predictable, and he doesn’t talk about his sexual organs in presidential debates!

Well, Republicans, have your standards really fallen so low so fast? Are you really that desperate? Can you remember your 8 p.m. selves, and all the hope you had about entering a campaign with such a deep bench of talented candidates?

Back in the early evening, before the current panic set in, Republicans understood that Ted Cruz would be a terrible general election candidate, at least as unelectable as Donald Trump and maybe more so. He is the single most conservative Republican in Congress, far adrift from the American mainstream. He’s been doing well in primaries because of the support of “extremely conservative” voters in very conservative states, and he really hasn’t broken out of that lane. His political profile is a slightly enlarged Rick Santorum but without the heart.

On policy grounds, he would be unacceptable to a large majority in this country. But his policy disadvantages are overshadowed by his public image ones. His rhetorical style will come across to young and independent voters as smarmy and oleaginous. In Congress, he had two accomplishments: the disastrous government shutdown and persuading all his colleagues to dislike him.

This is the kind of political pablum the generally humorless Manhattan and Beltway Media Bubble types mistake for sharp humor.

They don't get out much.

When Brooks says Cruz's policies "would be unacceptable to a large majority in this country," he means the hundred or so people he can identify by name at cocktail parties. He would be as familiar with what someone in Kansas or New Mexico thinks as he would the daily travails of a declawed cat.

The only thing "disastrous" about the government shutdown of 2013 is how many journalists and pundits it made too lazy to Google a synonym for "disastrous." It's the classic media bias case of repeating something that isn't true until the public thinks it is. As has happened too many times in recent years, moderate Republicans in Washington aided and abetted the media with this nonsense, even as recently as today:

Sen Collins on why no GOP Sens backed Cruz: Leading the gov't shutdown..was a disaster on every level.

— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) March 8, 2016

There are a variety of measures by which the shutdown can be judged, but it was only a "disaster" if you're mad that the delicate protocol in the United States Senate was shaken up a bit. Can't have tension in the official dining room now, can we?

Cruz wanted the shutdown to deal with the abject failure of Obamacare upon its rollout. That was in October of 2013. A month later, President Obama and the new healthcare law hit all time highs in disapproval numbers.

Disaster!

Brooks's frequent dinner companions were apparently not polled.

When 2014 came around, the "disastrous" aftermath of the shutdown included stonewalling the president's immigration legislation and, oh let's see, an overwhelming electoral victory in November that gave the GOP control of pretty much everything but some liberal city councils and the White House. Given that 2014 was probably the best year Republicans had during Obama's tenure, the shutdown disaster was rather remarkable for the absence of any disastrous consequences.

Let Brooks and his delusional ilk continue to spin their tales of "OMG TED CRUZ DOOOOOM!"

They are just upset because they never even get a glance at closing time.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: brooksbutthurt; romneygoggles; romneystooge
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1 posted on 03/08/2016 5:23:14 PM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

He must be speaking from experience. Libs always project.


2 posted on 03/08/2016 5:25:29 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Kaslin

Does he still have a crush on Mr. Obama?


3 posted on 03/08/2016 5:25:40 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (TED CRUZ 2016)
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4 posted on 03/08/2016 5:26:00 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Facing Trump nomination inevitability, folks are now openly trying to help Hillary destroy him.)
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To: Kaslin

So who does this dope support? I bet its Hillary. I have not read one David Brooks column in years. His point of view provides absolutely no insight into anything other than what his masters at the NYT tell him to write.


5 posted on 03/08/2016 5:26:10 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Who else?


6 posted on 03/08/2016 5:27:36 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin

Add David Brooks to the amazing list of those formerly held in low regard on FR.


7 posted on 03/08/2016 5:27:38 PM PST by John W (Under One Year And Counting!)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

They’re masters in it.


8 posted on 03/08/2016 5:28:45 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

I don’t like Brooks, but this is a killer analogy from the perspective of the GOPe. I mean, think about it. Trump is so hated that they’ll shack up with Cruz.


9 posted on 03/08/2016 5:28:55 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Yuge 2016)
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To: Kaslin
I wish Rubio and Kasich would just go get a room.
Brooks could go join them later.
What I mean is, this should be a two man race right now.
10 posted on 03/08/2016 5:32:29 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
You mean like getting a tingle up his leg?

That was Chris Matthews, but he probably does still have a crush on that arrogant pos occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

11 posted on 03/08/2016 5:32:39 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin

Ergo Cruz is the establishment guy right?

Or the Christian getting drunk, gambling in Donald’s casino picking up hookers.

Tell me more tell me more...


12 posted on 03/08/2016 5:33:57 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: John W

Are you saying that has changed?


13 posted on 03/08/2016 5:34:05 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin

Brooks was the one who talked about the “sharp crease” in Obama’s slacks, remember?


14 posted on 03/08/2016 5:35:29 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (TED CRUZ 2016)
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To: mylife

Why would he be the establishment guy? That is ridiculous.


15 posted on 03/08/2016 5:35:35 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: All

Associating with the New York Times is like being drunk 24 hours a day....


16 posted on 03/08/2016 5:36:15 PM PST by JBW1949
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

What’s the saying? Go home at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2?


17 posted on 03/08/2016 5:36:47 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (Cruz voters: Wake up! Trump is our only chance of stopping the gopE. If not now, never!)
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To: Kaslin

Not with me. But some of those being trotted out for their pro-Trump stances or comments or cited as sources that he’s going to be president were previously not held in high regard here.


18 posted on 03/08/2016 5:37:27 PM PST by John W (Under One Year And Counting!)
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To: Kaslin

Steep sarcasm. Dis I neglect the tag?


19 posted on 03/08/2016 5:37:42 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: John W
Yeah, imagine that, Neil Bush joining Trump's campaign.

Who would have guessed people would think that's not a sign of Trump being part of the establishment.

20 posted on 03/08/2016 5:40:25 PM PST by Lakeshark
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