[VANITY] NORTH KOREA MISSILE

Fox Online | 3-11-16 | Self

[jessduntno]

“A three hour trip for an ICBM??”

They had to send it coach on Jet Blue.

[blueplum]

3 hours? is it solar powered? cause it’s raining here

[zek157]

Going around the world a couple times.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I think I see something with my telescope aimed toward NORK. Yes, I see something . . . something, or someone seems to be tied to the rocket. Wait, hold on . . . it is slowing coming into focus.

It looks like a short fat little kid with a funny haircut and he is yelling something in Korean . . . sounds panicky!

[vette6387]

“And making several stops.”

It runs out of fuel, has to skip across the ocean, and that takes more time.

[DoughtyOne]

[Spunky]

If you look I put a question mark by the time I thought they said for the launch. I was so shocked I couldn't remember exactly what time was said.

It does appear that someone hacked into the online stream though and put this on.

[Redcitizen]

That’s just Trump picking up the North Korean delegate vote.

[Gamecock]

OH NOES!

[Anubis304]

Think satellite deployed EMP device. A burst of EMP energy could wreck the US infrastructure. Just sayin’

[atc23]

I live in Holywood as do my wife and children

[oldguy21]

I heard it too. Scared me.

[Tenacious 1]

My Beeber went off! It must be hugh and series!

[50mm]

Are you seeing pink elephants and blue rabbits, too?

[Enlightened1]

First I’m about 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% it’s NOT true.

Besides most ICBMs take about 30 minutes, more or less, to impact.

The 3 hour delay means it’s most likely not true or the reporters were very confused and panicking.

[Gamecock]

**I thought they said for the launch. I was so shocked I couldn’t remember exactly what time was said.**

It was pandelerium!

[Tenacious 1]

cant we blow they thing up before it gets here????

Apparently, we could take a blimp up there and disarm it with a screw driver.

[TexasFreeper2009]

my satelite signal just went down...

[Tenacious 1]

The report on Friday did not say when the test took place but it was probably referring to North Korea's launch of two short-range missiles on Thursday that flew 500km and splashed into the sea.

Hell, you can't hardly duck hunt with range like that.

[DaveA37]

Who in their right mind would even think of sending such a missile towards our shores? Yes, Kim Jung would. In reality, it would end up destroyed midair and odumbo would play more rounds of golf.

If that scenario were ever real, and odumbo does NOT give an order to defend ourselves, he would be irrelevant as our military leaders would override him, at least I would hope they would.