[Snickering Hound]

3 hours?

For an ICBM?

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Nah, it was a tsunamai! We are doomed! Doomed I tell ya!

[BlackElk]

We are talking North Korea and Kim Jong Mentally ill. Their ICBMs are delivered by horse drawn conveyances and the horses drowned in the South China Sea after launch.

In other news, the Red Chinese are claiming that the drowned horses had trespassed on their claimed territorial waters and are demanding reparations or Kim Jong Mentally ill's head.

Obama, in response to media inquiries, replied that the US will be backing both sides unless Alqaeda or ISIS gives him contrary orders. The entire US Navy is steaming towards the Mississippi River to hide lest there be trouble with any of our "good friends" in the far East.