But he's short. :)
Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live
They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people Round here
Short people are just the same As you and I (A fool such as I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody Short people got nobody Short people got nobody To love
They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello
They got little cars That got beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people 'Round here Songwriters: RANDY NEWMAN © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group For non-commercial use only.