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To: Kaslin

Was Ted ever IN bed, though? We’ve heard closets and campaign bus restrooms. I haven’t heard about beds. I do note, though, that these dark locations chosen by CopulaTed do often have vermin problems. Which could have led to the unfortunate desire in Ted for sex with rats.


6 posted on 03/27/2016 2:29:29 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle
"copulaTED"

Good thing I finished my coffee before I read that.

You win the thread.

Also, consider that line *stolen*.

13 posted on 03/27/2016 2:33:05 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Yaelle

Only if the rats dress up like a judge though.


21 posted on 03/27/2016 2:38:26 PM PDT by MarMema (2016 - Trump or Goldman Sachs)
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To: Yaelle

keyboard spew alert


37 posted on 03/27/2016 2:49:38 PM PDT by SteveH
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To: Yaelle

Restrooms??? I had heard about the closet but not the bathroom. Yeewww....


39 posted on 03/27/2016 2:50:10 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: Yaelle

LOL!


76 posted on 03/27/2016 3:56:59 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Yaelle

That has to be the best post of the thread!


77 posted on 03/27/2016 3:58:07 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Yaelle

LOL!! CopulaTED!

The rest of your post is pure gold, but I walk away from it carrying this one new verbal killshot in my arsenal.


84 posted on 03/27/2016 5:03:03 PM PDT by Vision Thing (Anyone who plans to win a nomination via brokered convention is a beta male.)
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To: Yaelle

92 posted on 03/27/2016 7:17:27 PM PDT by r_barton
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