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American becomes Japan's first salaried foreign ninja
AFP via Yahoo! News ^ | April 1, 2016

Posted on 04/01/2016 6:38:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Tokyo (AFP) - A region of Japan looking to use "ninja" warriors to boost tourism has made an American man the first foreigner to draw a salary for joining the ranks of the stealth assassins.

Aichi prefecture in central Japan had been seeking six full-time ninja -- the covert martial arts masters and agents of sabotage who prowled the shadows in feudal times -- and in a job posting last month said candidates of any nationality were welcome.

Of the 235 applicants eager to don the black costume of the deadly denizens of the night, an astonishing 85 percent were foreigners, and 29-year-old Chris O'Neill impressed so much during auditions that officials created an extra spot just for him.

The Tokyo-based American "will be Japan's first salaried, full-time ninja paid by a local municipality," Satoshi Adachi of the Aichi's tourism unit told AFP after O'Neill dazzled the panel with an array of acrobatic back flips.

"He was really amazing," added Adachi. "He has great acrobatic skill and the ability to speak in front of the public. He's also passionate about promoting tourism."

The new ninja squad will receive a one-year contract and earn a monthly salary of 180,000 yen ($1,600) plus bonuses. O'Neill will work alongside six Japanese colleagues, including five men and one woman.

Their duties will include performing back flips, using the trademark "shuriken" ninja star weapon and posing for photographs with tourists.

Skilled in espionage and guerrilla warfare, the creeping ninjas became hired mercenaries during the turmoil of Japan's Sengoku period between the 15th and 17th centuries and have since been immortalised in history books and period television dramas.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: japan; ninjas
The new ninja squad will receive a one-year contract and earn a monthly salary of 180,000 yen ($1,600) plus bonuses. O'Neill will work alongside six Japanese colleagues, including five men and one woman.

With that lousy rate of pay, I would use my stealth Ninja skills to silently break into the municipal office late at night and steal from the payroll.

1 posted on 04/01/2016 6:38:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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This is probably the Iga-Ryu Ninja Museum. I’ve been there, and it’s pretty cheesy.


2 posted on 04/01/2016 6:41:15 PM PDT by struggle (The)
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The life of a salaryman in Japan.


3 posted on 04/01/2016 6:42:17 PM PDT by tcrlaf (They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did....)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m a Sumo Ninja.


4 posted on 04/01/2016 6:42:46 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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He will do a flip when he finds out how much everything costs.


5 posted on 04/01/2016 6:48:50 PM PDT by Bogie (Just a coincidence?)
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Eat your heart out, Michael Dudikoff.


6 posted on 04/01/2016 6:49:10 PM PDT by perfect_rovian_storm
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It doesn’t sound like much. Except, he will be able to bank most of it because his living expense will be mostly paid for, so it’s not that unreasonable of a wage.


7 posted on 04/01/2016 6:50:12 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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Japan is advertising it’s benefits everynight on TV.

Strange.

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8 posted on 04/01/2016 6:52:39 PM PDT by Mears
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at that rate i’d rather flip burgers


9 posted on 04/01/2016 6:57:45 PM PDT by Undecided 2012
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10 posted on 04/01/2016 7:10:13 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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Thus freeing up the real ninja to secretly enter North Korea.
11 posted on 04/01/2016 7:20:51 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (An orange jumpsuit is the new black pantsuit.)
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Think like a young American. He will get his pay in Japanese women...


12 posted on 04/01/2016 9:36:28 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suckle the breast of Capitalism.)
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"Think like a young American. He will get his pay in Japanese women..."

Well, what if he needs to make change? Does he use Koreans?

13 posted on 04/01/2016 9:39:20 PM PDT by BlueLancer (Once is happenstance. Twice is circumstance. Three times is enemy action.)
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