[headsonpikes]

“Offering the finest North Korean cuisine!”

I can see the menu now:

Grass and wildflower salad

Bark soup

Entree - Bark and leaves casserole

For dessert - ice.

I’m afraid that bark and leaves cannot aspire to the status of cuisine, even if you throw in roots!

[Pontiac]

For dessert - ice.

I think you meant “Lice”

And you forgot the main course “RAT-ta-Toi’.