I think gasoline should be free. And I think water should be free. And I think medicine should be free, and transportation. Yep, Utopia is attainable if you have a good credit card. Who is going to pay for it. Don’t ask.
I think food should be free. But oh, those damned supermarkets, all they care about is profit.
And ham trees should be free. I want a free ham tree in my back yard RIGHT NOW. Don’t bother me with that “ham trees don’t exist” crap. You’re just trying to oppress me and deprive me of ham! I have a right to free ham!!!!