True; he sees himself as dapper/suave, but he’s really FUGLY and quite clueless about everything he wears. he has NO style, no flair, and obviously doesn’t ask for help, nor does he go to GOOD stores, even though he can more than afford to!
Blame it on Hidey. She is clueless. Find the picture of her with the jumper over the frilly angel wing pink chiffon blouse