[Eleutheria5]

Lawsy me. That calls for a song. One night a border guard was takin' the air Locked up the crossing with the greatest of care Down by the Rio Grande something stirred When he shouted, "Who's there?" This is what he heard

There ain't nobody here but us Muslims There ain't nobody here at all So calm yourself and stop that fuss There ain't nobody here but us

We Muslims lovin' piece and you butt in And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble with your chin There ain't nobody here but us Muslims There ain't nobody here at all

You're Trumpin' around and shakin' the ground Kicking up an awful fuss We Muslims lovin' piece and you butt in And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble it's a sin

Tomorrow is a busy day We got things to do, we got plans to lay We got tunnels to dig and Jooos! to catch It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' plans to hatch

Oh, there ain't nobody here but us Muslims There ain't nobody here at all So quiet yourself and stop that fuss There ain't nobody here but us

Kindly point the gun the other way And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble off and stay away Tomorrow is a busy day We got things to do, we got plans to lay We got tunnels to dig and Jooos! to catch It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' plans to hatch

Oh, there ain't nobody here but us Muslims There ain't nobody here at all So quiet yourself and stop that fuss There ain't nobody here but us

Kindly point the gun the other way And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble off and stay away Hey, hey boss man, what do you say? It ain't your problem. There ain't nobody here but us Muslims.

[Hulka]

FYI, a point regarding the use of “border guard:”

“The men and women who work as agents are not border guards. They are Border Patrol Agents. That is what we call ourselves, and we hope that you will honor this. All three words are capitalized because it is a title: ‘Border Patrol Agent Smith is a seven year veteran of the Border Patrol.’ The term border guards sounds very East German to us.”

http://www.honorfirst.com/tips-for-the-media.html