Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you go on a tear
Ridicule hand size, criticize hair?
Soon you will be suspending your campaign
As your career goes down the drain
Should have stuck to foam parties
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not sleazy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do!