All the more reason to name the school "Paul Reuben Elementary"
Frankly, I’m surprised the libs don’t name it after a dude famous at the Alamo - Ozzy Osborne.
For those who don’t know, many years ago he took a whiz on the Alamo and the good citizens of Texas didn’t take too kindly to it. That incident may have caused some of his brain damage. They banned him from setting foot in San Antonio for years. Recently, they lifted the ban.